Every single time…

Every single time…

(via theitproblems)

Dear Followers

I apologize for my recent lack of activity, or as I would like to call it, “lacktivity.”

Over the next few months, I will do my best to keep up, but working 14 hours a day might prohibit that. Thus, I would like to invite a few people to help me keep care and post regularly to fyprogramming!
If you’re interested, just PM me and we can discuss the details! :)

I’m Watching Something on History 2

It’s about lasers and microwaves and how there’s now a fighter plane with a gigantic laser attached as its only gun. It takes less than a second to destroy a target up to 60 miles away.

Well, it’s been nice being alive. This is the end of life as we know it.

  • Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
  • Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
  • Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
  • Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
  • Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
  • Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
  • Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
  • Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
  • Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
  • Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Can you tell that I want to learn Java at some point?

Can you tell that I want to learn Java at some point?


My Apple Wireless Bluetooth Keyboard’s batteries died, so I’m using my old iMac’s keyboard. It’s amazing how useful a keyboard is 14 years later. 14 years! A windows keyboard from 1998 wouldn’t even be usb, let alone have two side-hubs for other usb devices (even though it’s only usb 1.0). It just still amazes me how I’m probaly going to use this keyboard until usb is depricated. (Taken with instagram)


My Apple Wireless Bluetooth Keyboard’s batteries died, so I’m using my old iMac’s keyboard. It’s amazing how useful a keyboard is 14 years later. 14 years! A windows keyboard from 1998 wouldn’t even be usb, let alone have two side-hubs for other usb devices (even though it’s only usb 1.0). It just still amazes me how I’m probaly going to use this keyboard until usb is depricated. (Taken with instagram)

clairefoley:

“THE INTERNET,” as depicted by 1990s stock photos.

(via theforgottensemicolon)

This is how he’s turning out these days.
I can’t believe I did all of that within the past day!

This is how he’s turning out these days.

I can’t believe I did all of that within the past day!

What is this new found talent?!

What is this new found talent?!

I seriously just spent like 15 minutes making this.
Take note of the file name.

*By 15 minutes making it, I mean the screenshot! :P

I seriously just spent like 15 minutes making this.

Take note of the file name.

*By 15 minutes making it, I mean the screenshot! :P

I was bored, so I put a picture of my professor on a ball and called it the “Decker Ball”
I hope he notices it when he looks at it tomorrow. It doesn’t show up until you render, which I’m not sure he’s going to.
Also, I’m pretty sure my guy is going to rape something…

I was bored, so I put a picture of my professor on a ball and called it the “Decker Ball”

I hope he notices it when he looks at it tomorrow. It doesn’t show up until you render, which I’m not sure he’s going to.

Also, I’m pretty sure my guy is going to rape something…

I can now never listen to this song again!

Just kidding, this is still kinda sloppy and there are some things I wanna fix up, but for right now, this’ll do as my final project!

AWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAA

An entire music video done in Blender and edited in iMovie minutes before it’s due?

Oh, and a 20-page booklet to go along with it?

Yeah… That’s how I roll. Not to mention the accidental all-nighter I pulled last night and then slept through all of my classes after a “nap” decided to prolong itself.

Video link coming soon!

beast-at-165 asked: 2 Monitors? F that, 3+ is the way to go.

That’s true. It’s more like a space type of thing :P
I actually wrote 3 at first, but I don’t see myself needing 3 just yet.

Maybe one for programming/working, one for testing/other various workstation-related programs, and one for the internet/music. 

My next computer?

16GB of RAM
2TB Harddrive Space
Mac OSX, Windows, and Linux
Blue LEDS
2 Monitors

That’s what I need. By the time I actually get a new PC, these will be standard and cheaper, so that’s a plus. 

4GB of RAM and 500GB of harddrive space on a Macbook Pro isn’t anywhere near powerful enough to do any sort of useful multi-tasking.

Also, Windows Movie Maker sucks, not like it needed to be said. :P
I’ll use Final Cut to finish this project if things turn sour. 

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